Canada. FUCK YEAH!

Windows 7 Still Sucks.

"Microsoft Windows" users need to realize something. Forget about the Graphical User Inteface ("GUI") for one small second. The "Windows" "Operating System" (OS) is now over 25 years old, and it is still as brain-dead as DOS. "Windows 95" is when Microsoft officially acknowledged something known as "The Internet". We are now on "Windows" version "7", based on the same failed architecture that still doesn't acknowledge user-based account permisions in order prevent malware hijacking your OS. UNIX pretty much got it right the FIRST time, and that is over 35 years ago. "Windows" realistically still needs to load an "Anti-Virus", AND a "Spyware Scanner", AND loading a "Firewall" before logging onto the Internet. The result is obvious: "Windows" SUCKS. Yes, it's easy to use... it is also easy to abuse.

Dear USA: I see your Scott Brown, and I raise you Justin Trudeau.

I love it when customers yell at me in the bank because of an error they themselves, or someone in their organization made.

I need to invent a bacon-scented air-freshener. This could also double as an offensive weapon in Afghanistan for our Canadian troops. Anybody wanna help me fund it?

Here you go. It's your own personal 2010, shiny and new. Try not to fuck it up.

I never knew that I wasn't supposed to pronounce the 'b' in 'Dumb'. Talk about irony.

Gas went up five cents overnight...just in time for New Years'.

I love it when the dog in the upstairs apartment decides to chew on his fucking bone right above my head, while I'm sleeping.