Dear USA: I see your Scott Brown, and I raise you Justin Trudeau.

I love it when customers yell at me in the bank because of an error they themselves, or someone in their organization made.

I need to invent a bacon-scented air-freshener. This could also double as an offensive weapon in Afghanistan for our Canadian troops. Anybody wanna help me fund it?

Here you go. It's your own personal 2010, shiny and new. Try not to fuck it up.